David Beckham's Underpants
- Chocolates, with the message, “I love you just the way you are. Here’s another million calories!”
- A speeding ticket from your British MP husband.
- A two for the price of one PIP breast implant voucher with complimentary bicycle puncture repair kit.
- A pair of David Beckham’s actual underpants.
- A pregnancy testing kit with a note from a divorce lawyer saying, “Congratulations! You are a dad!”
- A packet of freeze-dried sperm and a turkey baster.
- An electrical fan heater, an extension cord and a packet of bath salts.
- A Dyson.
- A Burka with your initials sewn into it.
- A Saudi Arabian driving licence from your husband.
