Category Archives: Humour

If your partner or friend has given you a gift on Valentine’s Day. Show a little appreciation, even if happens to be one of my top ten worst gifts. They still probably love, you but are having trouble expressing their affection in a way that is compatible with an enduring relationship. Continue reading →

The rock band Queen once rocked the nation, but her Majesty now has a chance to prove who really rocks. With plans for her Diamond Jubilee well under way, I make a few alternative suggestions which may be a little more in keeping with her personal preferences. Continue reading →

I believe governments get it wrong because they behave like a teenager on a first date. They want instant results, such as the kind you get from the virtual money of the financial services sector. The only problem is that virtual money does not actually exist. Someone, somewhere actually has to do some real work and make something, otherwise there is nothing left for the fat cats to pay their bonuses out of. Continue reading →

Anyone who has ever had to take out a loan in order to pay for a printer cartridge will not need me to tell them how much printers really suck! How many man hours are lost because of these so called labour saving devices anyway? Personally I would like to shake the makers of my printer warmly by the throat, but more on that later… Continue reading →

My entry for the ‘I love Spain – what makes me decide to go on holiday?’ competition. Continue reading →

What does the Playstation yellow light of death, Microsoft and the destruction of the dinosaurs all have in common? Answer: They are all Acts of God!!! Here is why… Continue reading →

Sometimes is hard to get up in the mornings. However, web designers can at least offer up a prayer before they start the day. Do you already kneel before the book of narcissistic obsessive compulsive disorders? Haven’t guessed what it is yet? Help is at hand. Here is my suggestion for a prayer that could make all our lives a little more bearable… Continue reading →