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Category: Humour

Is this the first step in a new career path as a comedy writer? Actually, no! I am still doing the web development stuff, but I hope you will find something to lift your spirits amongst this motley collection of rants.

If you play jazz guitar, just think of this column as something to do whilst waiting for the phone to ring, but don’t hold your breath. Try to keep in mind that the rest of the world are busy playing games on their cell phones, or texting little smiley faces to each other. Nobody is going to want to hear you play, deal with it!

So why not put that fat old guitar down, kick back and take the little tablet that nice nurse has just given you, smile and read on…

Sent via my Blackberry – Secure Hospital Wing HM Broadmore, home for criminally insane :>)

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The 15-Point Woke Test Challenge

Posted onOctober 1, 2023October 1, 2023Leave a comment

Have you ever wondered what woke means or if you are woke? Take my 15- point woke challenge, from The TakeOut podcast. The answers may surprise you. Read More …

CategoriesBREXIT, Humour, Social Comment, Vegetarian

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Cahaya Guitar Stand Review

Posted onOctober 1, 2023October 1, 2023Leave a comment

A short review of the Cahaya guitar stand that I wrote for Amazon EspaƱa. To my everlasting disappointment, it was rejected. Read More …

Categoriesguitar lessons, Humour

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Running With Trolls

Posted onMay 10, 2022October 11, 2023Leave a comment

This article is an extract from The TakeOut Podcast. It features a clash between Jack Monroe and a right-wing troll. I also explore attention deficit issues linked to video shorts. Read More …

CategoriesHumour, Social Comment, WritingTagsA Family Man, Food Banks, Instagram, Jack Monroe Twitter, Narcissists, Pasta, populism, TikTok, video shorts

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Time is not our Friend

Posted onAugust 10, 2021December 22, 2021Leave a comment

This is less than a 2-minute read with a 4-minute audio trailer: A quick take on my episode 12 podcast, ‘You Only Lie Twice’. There are piranhas, Pink Floyd, and my grandma… Read More …

CategoriesHumour, Social CommentTags007, Al Morton Takeout, Blofeld, Global Britain, James Bond, NASA, Pink Floyd, Piranhas, Tea for Two

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On Falling Trees

Posted onApril 2, 2021October 11, 20232 Comments

In this article, I share a few thoughts on guest writers and what it really takes to make a living as a self-publishing author. Plus: Boats, Godzilla, Flags, and Hot Blondes. Read More …

CategoriesHumour, Social Comment, WritingTagsGodzilla, guest writers, Jeniffer Arcuri, podcasting, Union Flag, writing

Lockdown Flags

Posted onFebruary 14, 2021August 20, 20242 Comments

Each time a government minister appears on TV, there is a flag in the background. Anyone viewing from abroad would think that every British room has one. Read More …

CategoriesBREXIT, Humour, Social CommentTagsBrextit, British Patriots, Festival of Brexit, flag-love, Grant Shapps, Public Inquiry, shellfish, We did the best we could, Welsh Lamb

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