One Yule For Them

Episode 13 is a 20 minute Christmas short that rails against the UK government culture of; one rule of us and a different one for them. So, get ready to party with Dick Dastardly Johnson and the leader of the Ant Hill gang as they argue over wine and cheesy nibbles at the annual lockdown Prime Minister’s quiz.

I reveal if Joe Biden really is the Tinsel-Torcher of Mid-Town Manhattan who set fire to the Fox News Christmas tree. We also discover Hank Marvin’s favourite guitarist. Can you guess who it is yet? So get ready to be entertained by our very own Secret Santa, ostentatiously breaking the lockdown in this One-Rule-For-Us, One-Yule-For-Them, Christmas 2021 Podcast.

Music and Production Credits

The Takeout was written, performed and produced in Spain by Al Morton. Production Editor: Heather Margaret. Podcast artwork by Elliot Morton.

Special thanks to Mike Britton for his erudite Hank Marvin tribute. Apache Instrumental excerpt performed by Ron Chords.

The Takeout Podcast theme

 Serenata Española by J. Malats performed by Al Morton.

Christmas carols and extracts of White Chrismas, Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas and A Partridge in a Pear Tree – arranged and performed by Al Morton.

No10 Downing Street party music 

Funky Disco by Biz Baz Studio courtesy of No Copyright Music & Youtube Audio Library.

Christmas Sound Effects 

courtesy of MrSnooze 

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Xi Jingping theme

Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy arranged and produced by Kevin MacLeod Link:… License:…

Original Composition: Tchaikovsky from (The Nutcracker Suite)

Twitter Commentary

Latin Jungle – Caribbean Flavors – Royalty Free Music Prod. by Vasquez / Vodovoz

Breaking News

No Copyright Music For News TV and Radio – Breaking News Background Music by Free Music.

Downing Street Wacky Racists Quiz

TV Game show style music (the winner) 2015 FREE TO USE

Music by Colin Thompson.